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gm super real factual news listeners w#at is up?? u## ok so i looked up random ass stupid #olidays and todays national devil dog day w#atever tf t#at is i guess its like, a food or somet#ing. go try t#at if u want yea###!!! u### lets see [s#uffles t#ru papers] u######### [i dont actually #ave any papers] u### # ####### o# yea# u# today is national dismas #ate day!! go and #8 ur lover enemy t#at you defintely #ate!! also i put like, a dismas #8 page on t#e main site so go find t#at its #idden somew#ere U## ANYWAYS NEXT ok so i picked a random state today were gonna see #ow t#e weat#er is in Iceland!! alr today its lookin a little cloudy with a temp of 46, a #igh of 47 and a low of 35. ok bye end of todays newscast

GOOD MORNINNN super real factual news enjoyers tune in rn for ur newest inconsistent timing morning news report! oo##### ok todays a fun one todays national super#ero day #ell yea# go celebrate ur favorite #ero. i #ave a basic ass answer but i love spiderman guys #es so sick B) looks t#ru my papers and does anot#er google searc# u###. omg did u know today t#e first successful parac#ute jump was made?? ik super interestin and crazy. t#is is ur reminder 2 eat if u #avent u#### okay so weat#er I asked google 2 pick a random one. today we got alaska! todays gonna be on t#e cloudy side wit# a temp of 39, a #igh of 49 and a low of 39. damn looks like its t#e lowest rn. anyways! t#ats all see u guys in t#e next weat#er announcement

w#at is up welcome to monday mornings super real factual news B:D 2days national #oliday is viral video day, so go watc# ur favorite youtubers and s#it today yk?? im gonna rewatc# markipliers fnaf series for 2day. speakin of fnaf w#ats ur guys favorite c#aracter?? i like mr #ippo anyways #ave a good viral video day. apparently t#e all purpose zipper was made on t#is day, w#atever t#e fuck t#at s#it even is. pretty cool t#o right?? [na# not rlly i just couldnt find a better fact abt today] ok now to t#e weat#er lets #ave google pick me a random state. alrrr so today were gonna see #ow t#e weat#er is in new mexico. letss take a look #mm ok its gonna be 49 degrees and a lil #azy, t#e #ig# 2day is 76 and t#e lows gonna be likeeee idk 49! anyways t#ats all 4 today man see u in t#e next news t#ingy B)